"When you land, bend your knees and push up hard." - Adam L.

"I didn't do it very hard because I didn't think it was coming off." - Daniel

"This pan won't dry itself, Pete!" - Sam C.

"Let's see how many we can fit in the shower, boys!" - Phil

"Can't you get your leg up there?" - Rachael

"Never let your Dingle dangle!" - Phil

"Watch out girls, Daniel's on the prowl!" - Phil, on watching Dan enter the Ladies' shower after several furtive glances.

"I was District Beaver of the Year." - Sam C.

"And who did you have to sleep with to get that?" - Adam L.

"I can't use my hands but I've got world class feet." - Adam G.

"I quite like this Gypsy sh*t!" - Matt

"Badger on the back!" - Chrissy G.

"Hey, I'm Troll, I'm dead sexy, I am!" - Troll

"It moves up and down; it doesn't stay in one spot." - Daniel

"It was all down her top; she was scooping it out!" - Rachael

"Poke me hard enough and I'll sqeal like a cat!" - Sam

"Spam is retarded corned beef" - Chris

"I lasted longer than Rob anyway." - Daniel

"Ee - that's disgusting; go on, take it off ... like!" - Rachy (in Scouse accent)

"The way that says it's the way ... is not the way." - Ancient Kerry Saying

"It's a path for blind people." - Little Rich

"Back to 'Mother' lads!" - Pete

"Why do they call it 'Taking a dump' when you're actually leaving it?" - Matt

"These climbing harnesses don't half play merry hell with your nadgers!" - Rich